Student receives GAP for yelling “TWERK” at co-pres debate
Lebron James as Ken confirms R-rated scene for Barbie 2, along with a new hit song “I’m Just Bron”
Astronomy students begin on project “Firework”, first student to shoot down Katy Perry’s rocket ship gets a 6
Katy Perry reportedly bringing on 5 members of Andover’s Boom Crew (Rocketry Club) for her new music video in space
The price of Mike and Ike’s in the den has risen to $0.05 following Kington tariffs
Student expelled after lobbing a Molotov cocktail into a weekend event after screaming ‘Flint and Steel’; luckily, nobody goes to those events
“CHICKEN JOCKEY!!” Cryptocurrency surges following the premiere of the Minecraft movie
Students are inspired by the Astros to bring mini trash cans to class and bang on them to give answers during tests
