“First lawn of the year… seeing more clothes than I would have liked”
“Would it be fine with you if I temporarily became a right wing podcaster that identifies as libertarian”
“ Meet me at my dorm at 7:00 with the empty can of pringles, sponges, and rubber bands “
“My mom was gonna get me a Subaru and then didn’t… it was like a miracle from God”
“He’s lying, it wasn’t freaky!”
“I’m interning at Bombardillo Crocodilo this summer (Lockheed Martin)”
“SOTA is just the Rice Purity Test for nerds”
