“I can’t wait to support my local small business!! (The Den)”
“I just pulled up to the Scheduling Office and asked for 3 Grams of Math650 (Cyanide)”
“I’m getting recruited to be a D1 hugger”
“Their secret group chat is on Grindr, not Signal”
“I’m going to put some gender fluid on you”
“Climate change isn’t real; I haven’t seen any sea level rise in Rabbit Pond”
