“My GAP mentor made me buy a clear backpack to prove I have nothing to hide”
“I heard A-House used to be called Mexico house”
“Anytime I feel bad I think about how Trump needs to fake laugh at Elon Musk’s Jokes”
“I do asbestos I can make your basement flood”
“All I got from this ASM was that if anything’s too hard, just quit!”
“When I grow up I wanna be the guy that plays the free bird solo in the den”
