The Eighth Page

Phillipian Satire: Overheard On The Paths

“I usually go for all sixes, but you’re the typa 5 that I’d settle for” 

“Wanna get a BKH lap dance in adjacent chairs?” 

“How romantic is this rock?”

“Bro I swear my house counselor put that there I have never seen it before”

“I heard Salisbury Steak is an aphrodisiac”