The Eighth Page

Phillipian Satire: Overheard on the Paths

“Goon but not forgotten.”

“Thank u mister prezident Trump, no more skool four meeee!”

She ground on my hog till I spring…”

“Wait, so we had laser cannons this whole time?”

If this norovirus keeps going around, the’re gonna go full bird flu on us.”

Pleeeaaaaaseeee can we have a ‘fake’ wedding.”

“That class made me want to throw a desk at someone”