“Goon but not forgotten.”
“Thank u mister prezident Trump, no more skool four meeee!”
She ground on my hog till I spring…”
“Wait, so we had laser cannons this whole time?”
If this norovirus keeps going around, the’re gonna go full bird flu on us.”
Pleeeaaaaaseeee can we have a ‘fake’ wedding.”
“That class made me want to throw a desk at someone”