“If only they projected Subway Surfers during ASM…”
“MY SHAYLAAAAA”
“Bruno Mars should enlist in the Army… I heard he’d catch a grenade for you”.
“Oh, that was an earthquake, I thought that was my roommate at it again”
“You see the new Instagram ads? I’m about to get PAID!”
“I play limbo with my grades every term, the bar just gets lower.”
