The Eighth Page

Phillipian Satire: Overheard on the Paths

“Inauguration Day? Talk about juxtaposition…”

“Let’s address the 600 lbs gorilla in the room.”

“It looks like someone has been playing golf on your head and not replacing the divots.”

“Just wait till The Phillipian gets a hold of this!”

“People KNOW when I’m in the den bathroom.”

“I heard that that MLK workshop is going to bring in Charlie Kirk as a special guest.”