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Phillipian Satire: Ins and Outs of 2025

Dec 14, 2024

Ins:

Commons omelettes
Watching Instagram Reels instead of doing work in Silent
Nightly DoorDash order rotations
Spring Term Head of School Day
Continuation of the annual bioengineered super flu
Sexy murderers

Outs:

Outlook’s daily two-factor-authentication
Ultimate week
Winter Term
Blue and Silver Dance
High school being four years long
Buzz cuts and bleached hair