“I already submitted 831 mail-in ballots, this one is just for funzies”
“We got the Chromosome DLC”
“All the red at this school reminds me of how much I HATE periods”
“I wish we had more squirrels on campus, the girls here aren’t doing it for me”
“ So I have a crush on this girl in my history class,” -anonymous teacher
“ I must be a Jedi the way I’m gonna force you to go to prom with me”
“I found a sesame seed in my vape today”
“Don’t complain about the labor… show me the baby”
“These suspenders were special ordered from american big and tall”
“Can we talk about the political and economic state of the world right now”
“Love is going to the Wiz Khalifa concert when you’re 14 and smoking J’s in the mosh pit”
“Rate the zuck you just got on a scale from 1-11”
