Editor in Chief: Lil Xan
Propaganda Ministers: Mao Zedong, Karl Marx (go Big Red!)
Executive Editor: Jordan Peterson
Creative Directors: Mark Robinson, Jefferson Davis
Multilingual: Xiomanyc
Translator: Joseph Smith
Arts: Anastasia Knight, Sweetie Fox
Business: Bernie Madoff
Health and Wellness: RFK Jr.
Finance: Jordan Belfort
Humor: Amy Schumer
Postal Services: Ted Kaczynski
