The Exeter Board of Trustees would like to nominate John Palfrey ’90 as our 2024-2028 president. We believe Palfrey is capable of redeeming himself and selling his soul back to our concreteacious campus. His heinous, deceitful betrayal (serving as Andover Head of School for four terrible years) was merely an arrhythmia in his Exonian heart. Although our nomination is classified as “optional,” a refusal from Palfrey will result in an immediate ban from all Meta platforms, as well as an eventual public flaying. John, the choice is yours.
That will be all
With regards,
Your Exeter Board of Trustees
