The Eighth Page

Phillipian Satire: Overheard on the Paths

“Who wins in a fight: Moo Deng or my math teacher?”

“There’s the bastard.”

“Whoever said boys’ friendships can’t be deep clearly hasn’t seen what you and I get up to.”

“I’m not a virgin. I just practice pre-conception abortions.”

“Nerd on Nerd Crime.”

“You look like you were formula fed.”