“If the Deans are going to monitor my cell phone, they should monitor the locks to their homes as well.”
“What’s that on your shirt?”
“The slimier the better”
“Call me Milton the way I make her basement flood”
“I don’t like feet, but if I HAD to say, the ideal foot is skinny but not bony, plump but not fat, rosy but not red, and short but not squished with not too much toe spacing, but enough that each toe is clearly individual. Ideally, the toenails are painted white but not a dull white, a nice bright white”
