The Eighth Page

Phillipian Satire: Overheard on the Paths

“Does the den sell baby oil? I have an experiment I want to run…

 

“Is my peepee or GPA going to be smaller at the end of this term?”

 

“If it’s in my mailbox I just consider it gone to be honest” 

 

“Damn there are actually no normal people here” – PG from public high school 

 

“When he’s chill he’s chill… I’ve just never seen him chill” 

 

“Why does she not like me”