“Is it weird to be attracted to my younger self?”
“I’m always two steps ahead…of PAPS.”
“I have a concept of a plan to save my GPA.”
“Trust the trusty trustees or trust the truest truants?”
“‘’She on my cockroach till I undergo metamorphosis.’ – Frank Kafka”
“Dude, my bed frame is busted.”
“I swear I am 5’12’!!!”
