“I should have run for Co-President! I’m so good at embezzling.”
“Be honest, is the haircut scaring the girls away?”
“I swallowed an egg in physics class today.”
“Is it bad to reject the ‘Most Likely to Check Themselves out in the Paresky Commons’ Mirrors’ superlative?”
“You can take me out of the dog… but you can never take the dog out of me.”
“Is the holy water supposed to burn this much?”
“My teacher was so mean to me in class yesterday… I kinda liked it.”
“I’m writing in Killer Mike for Co-President.”
“Can I put the Watermelon Game as an extracurricular on my Common Application?”
