“Do the Blue Key Heads offer private rooms?”
“I’m legitimately good boyfriend material.”
“I heard curling your toes suppresses your gag reflex.”
“Is it weird that I caught feelings when a Blue Key Head gave me a lap dance?”
“What if they just start kissing on the court?”
“Ah, jeez… I’ve soiled my trousers.”
“RAAAHHHHHHHHHH! I LOVE VALENTINE’S DAY! I LOVE HAPPY COUPLES!”
“It’s not a deferral: it’s a delayed acceptance.”
“No Valentine again this year. Sigh. Such is the path of the alpha…”
“Oh, you like Issac Newton? Name three calculuses, poser.”
