‘’Does Campus Safety just drift around after sign-in?”
“If you were a dog, you’d be the last one left at the shelter.”
“She asked for the math homework last night WITH A HEART EMOJI. She wants me.”
“Good point. However, I have already portrayed you as the nerd emoji.”
“We learned about sigma notation today. I can’t believe they named a letter after me!”
“John Locke is literally me.”
“So now it’s a CRIME to keep a pipe bomb in my room? I thought this is America!!!”
“I’m so sick and twisted that I call Lunar New Year ‘Solar New Year’…”
“It’s not addiction; it’s dedication.”
