“I’ve always wondered what it’s like to live under a totalitarian regime.”
“MLK Jr. would want us to have a day off.”
“I can’t wait to see people slip on the ice.”
“I’m quitting indoor track so I can focus on vaping.”
“No more half-swiping in 2024.”
“That rain made that snow disappear faster than my nose does.”
“I can’t believe the Deans think science study hall is a punishment! Who do they think we are, Taft?”
