“Mess with the bull, you get the horns, buckaroo.”
“Why does my pee-pee feel like a rock?”
“Do you think I am the first person to take five guys in a Five Guys?”
“Nice guys always finish last…”
“You don’t know me. You don’t know what it’s like to be broken.”
“Scrumpdiddilyumptious!”
“I like being in Andover’s shadow. It’s nice and cool here.”
“Guys, my figurine collection is finally complete! Huzzah!”
“My teacher was late to class today. I was very disappointed to see her undermine the importance of punctuality. Shame on her.”
“This girl asked me to hang out… during study hours?! Such a suggestion was appalling.”
“Wait, what’s an NPC?”
“Put her in the jar.”
“Don’t worry about it, man. Nobody in the history of our school has ever found it. I’m starting to think it doesn’t exist.”
