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Phillipian Satire: Exeter Student Christmas List

Nov 10, 2023

Most popular Christmas requests

Quizlet Plus
Entry-level dildo
Viagra
Heavy flow tampons (don’t want to bleed red too much)
An acceptance letter to Andover
A new set of No. 2 pencils
Penis enlargement pills
Some drip (so someone will hug me)
Supreme x TI-84 Plus Calculator
A new ACL for Mark Zuckerberg
A horse with his dong out
Home Adderall drug testing kit
Industrial-strength deodorant
Jordan Peterson cameo
“Social Network” poster
Twitter verification
Waifu body pillow