“Haha sorry to bother you, but I think you left me on opened by accident.”
“I’m not scared of girls. I’m scared of women.”
“68 deaths, sounds like 68 non-senders.”
“Narcan is an EpiPen for beauties.”
“Imma keep it real, yesterday a girl smiled at me and I got a little hard.”
“I vape because it reminds me of home.”
“Capital Gains Tax is like the eighth worst thing the U.S. has ever done.”
“Good thing I use zyns.”
“That’s pretty sexist of weed.”
“The chase is better than the catch. Unless you’re an asthmatic Dean chasing a group of drunk freshmen.”
