“Everyone has to have a minorly offensive scandal Freshman year, it’s no biggie!”
“That smell is my new shampoo, alpha-gasoline-testosterone scented.”
“Yeah he’s a chiller. He got sanc’d.”
“The climate protesters outside of Commons don’t even try me anymore.”
“Does the Eighth Page know about this?”
“Can you tell from my gyatt that I squat 110?”
“I’m tryna be hella fertile.”
“I love conception. Especially the immaculate conception.”
“I’m actually so fun to be with at parties.”
“You grind all week for the weekend. I grind all day for the night.”
“I’m gonna dress up as OPP so I can rip darts in the open.”
