“The mic at ASM was literally me during physics.”
“I’ve had Kenough of this school.”
“When the Den fixes the card reader, I’ll fix my sleep schedule.”
“Do you remember when Dean Esty mentioned Taylor Swift in her ASM speech? She is so funny and relatable!”
“You mean you’ve never been to the Brace Center for Gender Studies?”
“What do you mean you didn’t donate to hurricane relief?”
“Gee whizz! That mathematics exam sure was a doozy!”
“Oops! I accidentally did my homework a week early!!!”
“Is there a ninth page? L.O.L.”
“That ‘joke’ wasn’t very funny. Try to punch up next time.”
“Hey, pal! No climbing on the Armillary Sphere!”
“I could spend hours in this Town Hall.”
“Is it just me, or is this Dr. Kington guy the coolest Head of School ever? #GOAT!”
“My sex life is messy and complicated, and that is A-OKAY!”
