“What exactly does ‘online sex’ mean?
“I think he will definitely be loyal over the summer.”
“If only this country had more Libertarians.”
“Hazing is a felony.”
“You’re just going to end up running a foundation when you’re older.”
“He must be too busy running track and having lots of friends.”
“Not again. What happened to Puerto Rico this time?”
“When’s the next booster droppin’?”
“My computer won’t charge. And they say war refugees have it hard.”
“That EBI made me really horny…”
