The Eighth Page

Phillipian Satire: Andover CBTM

Writing a love letter to your female English teacher and signing it from their favorite male athlete

Lying on the SOTA about your GPA

Bringing back McCarthyism

Writing your number on your final so your hot teaching fellow can hit you up over the summer

An “Ocean’s Eleven” style heist on the Addison

Winning a lacrosse game


Bringing your own chair to Silent

Celebrating the good old days

Taking Adderall and manscaping

Creating an intentionally diverse community

Using EthicsPoint to get your math teacher fired