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Eighth Page Significantly Less Funny After @PhillipsAcademy Instagram Reel Says to Take Humor Seriously
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Spanish Curriculum Threatens to Put Gender Studies Courses Out of Business
Eighth Page Staff Holds Protest Outside Newsroom Before Realizing No One in The Phillipian Gets Paid
Study Shows College Counseling Only Stressful for Stupid Losers
