“Will a fascist manifesto win me class rep?”
“I love that Jared Leto is normalizing furries.”
“I hate intellectual conversation with intellectuals because I only care about my opinion.’”
“Go protest something.”
“No one ever talks about the land my ancestors lost. Ever heard of Rhodesia?”
“You’re a ChatGPT guy? Damn, I just take Adderall.”
“Coach, my political leaning precludes me from putting the stick in my left hand.”
“I hate when my actions have consequences.”
“Just found out about Pearl Harbor. I won’t be eating sushi for a while.”
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