The Eighth Page

Phillipian Satire: Overheard on The Paths

“Will a fascist manifesto win me class rep?”

“I love that Jared Leto is normalizing furries.”

“I hate intellectual conversation with intellectuals because I only care about my opinion.’”

“Go protest something.”

“No one ever talks about the land my ancestors lost. Ever heard of Rhodesia?”

“You’re a ChatGPT guy? Damn, I just take Adderall.”

“Coach, my political leaning precludes me from putting the stick in my left hand.”

“I hate when my actions have consequences.”

“Just found out about Pearl Harbor. I won’t be eating sushi for a while.”