“I heard he turns 18 next week!”
“I steal scooters from the Commons bike rack on occasion.”
“Is Snapchat still popular amongst the kids?”
“No wonder he lost all of his friends, I hear the sounds coming from his room.”
“I love my boss.” (anonymous submission)
“If this is the future of the nation, we are royally [EXPLETIVE].”
“Thank God I don’t have to teach E.B.I. anymore.”
“Oh, sorry kids, let me just fill up my tupperware during Wednesday lunch rush hour. I never learned to cook for myself and I don’t care about your time or well-being.”
“I feel bad for the kid. His allergies only get bad on the weekend. Such bad timing.”
“Is it just me or do these kids keep getting uglier and uglier?”
