“My roommate is so patriotic, he just hung up a full-sized American flag in his dorm.”
“I have watched ‘21 Jump Street’ seven times and it still hasn’t worked.”
“When will one of our Co-Presidents be indicted?”
“If there’s an option for communism on the SOTA there should be one for fascism.”
“Isn’t there strength in numbers for cruising?”
“If you are gonna get in trouble, at least enjoy it.”
“I actually think I’m being pretty liberal right now.”
“I’d like to see his adult matters.”