The Eighth Page

Phillipian Satire: Campus Reaction To Andrew Tate’s Release

“Only real sigma males get placed on house arrest.”
“I don’t even think that was Greta’s real email address.”
“He went from Matrix to Shawshank Redemption real fast.”
“When do you think his meet and greet starts?”
“He can now inspire a new generation of T.U.B members.”
“What do you expect me to be celebrating?”
*Checks surroundings* “I have nothing to say on that.”
“No comment.” – Dr. Kington
“It’s not a coincidence the Top G was released the same week Jesus was resurrected…”