“How do I explain my three in Music 225 to colleges?”
“Is it non sibi to warn my revisit not to come?”
“‘Succession’ is back, finally a show I can relate to.”
“So you think we only lose to Deerfield by eight points this year?”
“College Board has to be more evil than Big Tobacco.”
“I’m pretty mad at him, I’m thinking about sanctuarying him…or telling his teachers he uses ChatGPT.”
“That librarian’s like a study-room Stalin.”
“Those dents in the stairs are definitely getting deeper.”
“If we were truly inclusive, we’d be allowed to make fun of him.”
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