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Phillipian Satire: Things Revisits Should Know

Mar 24, 2023

Things recent admits should know:

Commons food is really yummy in my tummy
Our male sports teams are great
We say the land acknowledgement as if it’s the pledge of allegiance
No one actually likes it at Deerfield
We have double the presidents of Exeter
It’s cool to be kind and inclusive
Your friends’ moms are the best
Our ASM speakers have a wide range of political beliefs
The deans are actually pretty chill once you get to know them
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