“Is it still called Spring Break if I’m already broken?”
“Do age of consent laws still count if it’s my Senior Spring?”
“I haven’t been this embarrassed since I won that Spiderman look-alike contest.”
“I have a bone to pick with the mainstream media…”
“Why do we need twelve 3D printers? That money could have gone to anti-racism.”
“It’s not gay, it’s called respect.”
“Saying curse words is so middle school.”
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