“Apparently referring to the all-school survey as the A.S.S. has caused some confusion.”
“Whenever I’m at a low point in my life, I just remind myself that I could be a bio teacher, and I instantly feel better.”
“Is camping outside RayK’s house for senior assassin non sibi?”
“I really like how the school is getting students away from weird addictions like drugs and moving them to cool addictions like gambling.”
“Andover is seriously lacking a conspiracy theory group.”
“I think I’d like a small conservative arts college.”
“I take a lot of naps in the gym so people think I am a good athlete.”
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