“You don’t pregame EBI?”
“Oh, you’re from New Jersey? Do you live anywhere near this town called Princeton? I need to get to know the area…”
“I just think it’s a really bad time to start going in raw”
“Is it non sibi to eat commons pollock? The debate continues…”
“If dog walking is considered a sport why isn’t walking to Siberia at night one too?”
“I’m not ready to be a daddy right now, Justice Alito.”
“You’re telling me there’s no EBI lesson about nut allergies?”
“Can I say “my body, my choice” to get out of PE?”
