The Eighth Page

Phillipian Satire: Overheard on The Paths

“You don’t pregame EBI?”

“Oh, you’re from New Jersey? Do you live anywhere near this town called Princeton? I need to get to know the area…”

“I just think it’s a really bad time to start going in raw”

“Is it non sibi to eat commons pollock? The debate continues…”

“If dog walking is considered a sport why isn’t walking to Siberia at night one too?”

“I’m not ready to be a daddy right now, Justice Alito.”

“You’re telling me there’s no EBI lesson about nut allergies?”

“Can I say “my body, my choice” to get out of PE?”