“We must divest from fossil fuels to fight climate change—Sophia, I’m 6’2 by the way.”
“Thank God I got Covid-19 on Easter or I would have received lots of slobbery relative kisses.”
“Those condoms are meant for fingers? Oh.”
“Mom, I do not want to have a snap streak with you!”
“I think it’s really Non Sibi to lose every lacrosse game.”
“If you are still feeling lonely and single, just join crew.”
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