Oh golf, the sport most prominent,
is such a gosh darn time commitment.
The coach bus is never on time;
the lack of publicity at our nine hour matches is such a crime.
Golf is so rough,
though it taught me how to be tough.
I trek the course terrain
like a soldier in the rain.
Carrying my cobra clubs is a trifle,
noble and fearless as if it were a rifle.
Golf should be America’s sport,
denying it would be a tort!