Only Four Faculty Test Positive For Covid-19–Whoever Counted Should Be Placed in Math 175 Since There is Nothing Lower
Den Closed So Now You Can Make Lots of Close Contact with your DoorDasher to Fill the Void in Your Life
Dr. RayK’s “Covid Updates” Blowing Your Phone Up More Than Your Sneaky Link
You Can Get Excused from Classes to Hunt Easter Eggs with Your Incestuous Family But No Excuses for Covid Diagnosis–Thank You Zoom!
Uncool Faculty Who Didn’t Get Invited to Faculty Superspreader Party Are Now Cool
Hopefully the Bus Driver Keeps the Windows Open For Lacrosse Away Game
Baseball and Softball Teams to Play Each Other in Wiffle Ball, Nervous for Most Spectators They’ve Ever Had
