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Phillipian Satire: other campus positivity rates to look out for

Apr 15, 2022

so viral, why doesn’t the admin care about this??

98% for East Coast Elitism
100% for Big Blue spirit
11% for ADHD
70% for ADHD diagnosis
69% for Spring Fling Fever
25% for Freshmen College-Merch Wearers
10% for Grade Curve Ruiners
88% for Kissing-Up-to-Your-Teacher Disease