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Phillipian Satire: Week’s Top Headlines

Andover PSPA Does Not Endorse the Andover MILF Hat (what is a milf anyways…is that naughty?)

Please FaceTime Your Loving and Caring Parents Who Need to Verify Your Sobriety

Nicky and Evalyn Will Not Return Until They Complete Their Wilderness Therapy And Expel Every “Funny” Bone in Their Bodies

Get Off Your Phones: A Cheaper Solution Compared to those Antidepressants

Play “Stairway to Heaven” At Your Next Den Dance Instead of that Ridiculous “Mo Bomba”

Blue Key Heads Need to Use Their Indoor Voices

Do You Even Remember How to Write With Paper and Pencil??? Because Back in My Day…