1 billion dollars for new squash courts (Palfrey Pavillion is nice and all…but that one only cost 1 million dollars)
$20,000,000 for a group of friends my kid can eat lunch with
$500,000 for PA power walking team
$420,000 to get rid of that sticky little DC summon
$2,000,000 to College Counseling Office (please model your strategies based on Lori Loughlin)
$6,000 to Add PA Embroidered Barbour Jackets to Campus Closet
$666,666 for Mandatory Sunday Service
$25 for Teacher Appreciation
$600,613 to Invest in Exxon Mobil Corp
