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Phillipian Satire: Week’s Top Headlines

Family With Private College Counselor Has One More Person to Blame for Son’s Rejections

Student Finds Gunga And Donates $500 to Mental Health Resources for Deans

Stop Making Fun of Your Teacher’s Hairline Or He Might Pull a Will Smith On You

If Your Girlfriend Doesn’t Break Up With You After Getting a Whiff of the Pile of Clothes in Your Room, She’s the One

Mask Optional Gives Dr. RayK’s Stubble a Grand Debut