Blue Book Excerpts From “Major Offenses” Section Reported As Best Beach Read
Sending Scofield a Blue Card Photo Is Harder Than Snapping Your Crush
Bearded Senior Enrages Teaching Fellow Who’s Only Capable of Sprouting Pubic-Hair-Looking Wisps On Chin
Contagious “Senior Spring” Attitude Should Be More of a Concern Than Covid…Quarantine Lazy Seniors!
The Biggest Crisis to Hit Privileged Boys: Whether or Not to Go Into Finance
The Response “I Slept a Lot During the Break” Deemed Weakest Cover Up For Excessive Inebriation
Kanye, Can You Follow @thephillipian? We Have More Funds Than pacryptoclub!!
Recent “Community Concern” Reassures Students Who Were Worried They Got Looped Into a Radical Liberal School
