Phillipian Satire: Ways People Boosted Their Immune Systems Over Break

Getting lots of sunlight on daddy’s yacht
Adderall Detox
Viewing Grindset Tiktok to teach immune system how to be sigma
Kissing the homies goodnight at preseason
Never skipping lung day
Using tongue in place of hands
Reciprocating my dog’s butt sniffing habits
Shaking Hands at Church in Florida
Making Out With Frat Boys at Trump Rally
Taking Shots from Covid Antibodies Blood Test Tubes
Using Sephora Testers for Daily Makeup Routine