“Shoot. I don’t have enough work to take adderall.”
“Are you a CCC? Cause you make my heart pound.”
“I guess the deans had a rough Valentine’s Day. They took the box of chocolates they found in my room.”
“Actually, it’s not weird to buy yourself a BKH lapdance. It’s self-love.”
“Babe, let’s play Wordle together, but the dirty version.”
“I leaned in for a kiss, but she just pulled my mask up over my nose. Do you think I still have a shot?”
“Is it sacrilegious to do Valentine’s Day activities in the Chapel Basement?”
