“The ACT, that’s a new type of crypto right?”
“And then the whole class asked why ‘Kissing Pranks Gone Wrong’ was in my search history…”
“Stepping into the snow is the only time you’ll ever be 12 inches deep.”
“If there’s no snacks allowed in the library, I’m surprised they still let me in.”
“Covid strains have more variety than my English teacher’s closet.”
“I really wish my family had legacy at a cooler ivy instead of Cornell”
