Apply to Deerfield
Stalk their teacher’s college a cappella group
Rehearse saying “thank you” at the end of class
Touch themselves to the screen shared photo of Nietzsche
A Peloton Class
Be silly and goofy
Steal more art from the Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum
Kegels
Erect a monument to the Sun God, Ra
Get Tucker Carlson to Pay for your Abortion
Apply for The Bachelor Season 27
Watch Infowars
Be OJ’s Third Wife
Read “Lolita”
Get another Booster for the high
Get a “Facial”
Take family photos in matching pajamas
Protest Showers
Sext
Listening to class (jk)
