“I’m gonna dress up as a scooter so maybe then she’ll ride me.”
“I think that dean mixed up their confiscated materials with the treat bags because everyone’s tripping hard after eating their candy.”
“No, you don’t understand. It’s a football jersey, not a basketball jersey.”
“Is ‘Old Money’ a good costume? I wouldn’t even have to really dress up.”
“Bro I could take Michael Myers, easy.”
